The post that started it all! Officer Edward Sanchez called his department after “overdosing” on some marijuana he apparently had taken from suspects. Full transcript follows.
[Rings, Chatter] 911: Emergency? LOL: Yea, uh can you please send rescue to [redacted]. I think I'm having an overdose and so is my wife. 911: Ok you and your wife? LOL: Yes. 911: Overdoes of what? LOL: Marijuana. I don't know if it had something in it. 911: Ok... LOL: Can you please send rescue? 911: Ok, how old are you? LOL: I'm 28, 29 years old and my wife is uh 26. Please come. 911: 26? LOL: Yes, please. 911: Have you guys been drinking also? LOL: What? 911: Have you guys been drinking today too? LOL: No, that's it. 911: No -- is there any weapons in the house? LOL: No. Please come. 911: Ok they're on the way. Ok, are you guys -- do you guys have fever or anything? LOL: No I'm just -- I think we're dying. 911: Ok, how much did you guys have? LOL: Uh, I don't know we made brownies, and I think we're dead, I really do. 911: Ok, how much did you put in the brownies? LOL: I don't know I... 911: Was it a bag? Who made the brownies? LOL: Um, my wife and I did. [name] Come here. 911: Ok, get her. LOL: She's on the living room ground right now. 911: Is she breathing? LOL: She's barely breathing. 911: Is she awake? LOL: Uh, I think so. Yea. 911: Ok, can you look? LOL: Pardon? 911: Can you look? LOL: Yea I can feel her -- she's laying right down in front of me. Time is going by really really really really slow. 911: Ok well I'm on the phone with you and -- you don't -- do you know how much of it you bought and put in the brownies? LOL: Pardon? 911: How much did you buy? LOL: I don't -- I -- just please send rescue. 911: They're on the way but I'm trying to figure out how much you bought and put in the brownies, sir. LOL: It's probably like a quarter ounce total. 911: A quarter ounce total into the brownies, and did you guys eat all the brownies? LOL: Yeah, we did. 911: Ok, and you ate all them. But how many -- was it a big batch, a little batch? LOL: It was a quarter ounce. 911: Ok but, brownie-wise, how many pieces do you guys think you guys have. LOL: I don't know I probably had a small chunk, please come. What time is it? 911: It's 9:37, when did you guys last eat the brownies? LOL: Probably like an hour and a half ago. 911: Ok, is your wife still breathing? LOL: Yes she is she's sitting ... she's kneeling down in front of me. [To her] I know... we have to wait. 911: Ok, is she Stacy Sanchez? LOL: Yes. 911: What's you're name? LOL: My name is Edward. 911: You're Edward Sanchez? LOL: Yes. 911: Ok, and did you guys have any other sort of drugs that you know of? LOL: Pardon? 911: Do you -- did you guys do anything else today besides marijuana? LOL: No that's it but I don't know what -- was it -- there could have been something in the marijuana. 911: Ok, are you guys on any sort of prescription pills, do you guys take any other kind of medication? LOL: No, I don't, my wife take's uh -- Vicodan though. 911: Did she take any today? LOL: Uh, no I don't think so. 911: Ok, where is the Vicodan? LOL: Uh, the Vicodan is, uh, I don't -- it's in our medicine cabinet. 911: Ok but how many -- does she take it on a regular basis? LOL: Yea. 911: How many does she take on a regular basis -- 2, 4, 8? LOL: I don't know like 5 a day... Please come. 911: She takes about 5 a day? LOL: Yeah. Are you coming? 911: Yeah, they're on the way, they've been on it for two minutes, it's now 9:38 LOL: Ok. 911: She take's about how many 5 a day? LOL: What's that? 911: How many does she take a day? LOL: She takes like -- I don't know like 6. 911: 6 a day? LOL: Like 5 a day I don't know we got into a car accident in [location] last year. 911: Ok. And you don't know how many she's taken today. LOL: No. 911: Ok, is there any animals in the house? LOL: Is there any what? 911: Do you have any dogs, cats? LOL: Yes, I'll put them away for you. 911: Ok, is the front door open? LOL: Uh yea, the front door's open, come in. 911: Is the porch light on? LOL: Pardon? 911: Is the porch light on? LOL: Yes, the porch light is on. 911: Are there any weapons in the house? LOL: Uh, you already asked me that. 911: And what'd you say? LOL: Uh, yea, well, no, there is. 911: Where are they? LOL: In my closet. 911: Is that in the back bedroom? LOL: Yea, in the front bedroom. 911: In the front bedroom? LOL: Yea. 911: [Chatter] LOL: Ok. [Redacted] Ok. 911: [Chatter] LOL: Where's rescue at right now? 911: They're on the way sir. LOL: Do you guys do this on a regular basis? 911: No this is the first time that we've ever done it. LOL: You've never done marijuana before? LOL: Yea -- I have. 911: You have, and you never had this reaction to it before? LOL: No, never. What's the score of the Red Wings game? 911: What? LOL: What's the score in the Red Wings game? 911: I've got no clue I don't watch the Red Wings. LOL: Oh, ok I just want to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination that I'm having. 911: Oh, why, what's the score say? LOL: 3 to 3. 911: What channel is it on? LOL: Um, Channel 2. 911: Uh, it's 2 to 2. LOL: Huh? 911: It's 2 to 2. LOL: Ok, please tell your officers they just passed me. 911: Ok, they just passed you? But you're [redacted]. Ok well we'll let 'em know. Go outside and flag them down, ok? LOL: Ok, uh, my mother-in-law just got here too. [Goodbyes]
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